You Just Have to Laugh at Yourself Sometimes

      I wrote a few children's books. Not on purpose. - Steven Wright

      I get a lot of letters from people. They say: "I want to be a writer. What should I do?" I tell them to stop writing to me and get on with it." - Ruth Rendell

     If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.  - Irvin S. Cobb

     If Moses were alive today, he'd come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published. - Anonymous

     If you can't annoy someone, there's little point in writing. - Kingsley Amis

     I was sorry to hear my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I'm not feeling well myself. - Mark Twain